All evidence would suggest that he intended to do exactly that. Fortunately, I am nimble and fleet of…

And another detail, heretofore undisclosed, that I think you'll find even more interesting, is that my two strapping, male siblings slept soundly through the entire…

Never underestimate the speed and dexterity of a little old lady in high…

Through gritted…

Hahaha. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you. I'd say you're fierce. I'm a pussycat by nature but idiots get my dander…

When I arrived down here 6 years ago, a decent tip would be a fiver. Now if you gave anyone less than a twenty, they'd spit in your…

Ah, Mistress Tammy. Good to see you back from hibernation. I'm much the same myself. A bag of compost and I'm…

Thanks for the glowing reference...thoroughly deserved:) Delighted that a trip to Tipp is on the cards. I still have so many questions, that only you can…