I've learnt a new word today, thanks for the share!
Precrastinator:
A person who has the urge to complete tasks as soon as possible, even if it requires extra effort or results in diminished quality.
This was easily the most entertaining thing I have read today, you're perspective on travel is sublime, and also fills me with a decent amount of optimism that if I survive parenthood I might be able to pick up the travel bug again in future and start filling my own passport with a few stamps again! :)
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Thank you and I hope you accomplish this! I have a hunch you will. ; )