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Well my dear gardening chums, this is my sixth growing season and let me tell you, I’ve learned a few things in the past five years.

Chicken defences have been strengthened considerably, all pallets have been tied down and I have planted a lot of dwarf peas this year to avoid last year’s toppling pea debacle.

Each year I try to grow at least one new vegetable, so this year I’m trying my hand at cauliflower and peppers. I loathe cauliflower but I’ve noticed my plump sibling buying rather a lot of it, so I’m hoping to make a few quid by growing it and selling it to him. I mean, who wouldn’t prefer home-grown to the glyphosate-soaked offerings at Aldi?

I’m not overly fond of peppers either, but one must eat vegetables of every colour if one is to be as lean and healthy as I am.

Despite being away in February looking after @owasco and protecting her from abduction by Mexican bandits, as you can see, I’m well ahead with my spring planting.

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I’ve planted three varieties of melon (Petite Gris de Rennes, Minnesota Midget, and watermelon), six varieties of cucumber, as well as leeks, basil, peas, tomatoes, and celery. I’m also having another stab at those cucamelon things I failed so miserably with last year. I can’t understand, if the bloody things are so hard to germinate, why do they only give you ten seeds in a packet? Meanwhile, you get thirty cucumber seeds, and who on earth has room for thirty cucumber plants?

I’ve also planted 75 onions and 50 garlic.

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I went a bit wild with onions last year and planted 500 — but I’ve learned my lesson. I still have hundreds hanging around.

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I also have a few beds of carrots, onions, and garlic planted last year that will be ready to harvest soon,

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along with plenty of herbs, spinach, lettuce, and spring onions, which saw us through the winter and are now beginning to bolt.

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So it’s excitement central here at Victoria Slate Kingdom, as daily we trot gaily to the dome, eager to see what has popped its head up overnight. I was even considering setting up a YouTube channel where people could pay to watch my vegetables grow.

Far more exciting than Netflix.

Does that sound like a runner?

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cauliflower hmm it's a bit late for them, at least here, season started couple months ago

30 cucumber plants? lol you need half a soccer field for those

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Couple of months ago? In winter? Planting season here starts in March.

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Yep winter, if they get ready for may it will be too hot and kill them afaik... I take them from a local farmer

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Amazing, well-organized, dearest @deirdyweirdy! Looking at yours makes me feel like I’ve been slacking and need to hurry up. The weather has been great the last few days, and it looks like we’re going to have a lovely summer. Wishing you a bountiful harvest, please show it off to us! x

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Don't worry. I will. There's nothing I like better than showing off:)

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😄 💕 haha!

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I am always stunned by how much you've got going on in your dome, as well as the rest of your property. It sounds like you are trying to grow enough food for fifty mouths to me. I'd like to see your brother pay you for that cauliflower.

Peppers are very easy to preserve, just cut them up, spread them out, and freeze them. So nice to have a handful to use now and then, in an omelet, or stir fry, or sauce. I only need a quart or two of sweet peppers for the winter months. This year I will try shishito. I'm hoping I can freeze them whole, and sear them quickly in some hot oil in the dead of winter.

I'm going to try, once again, sweet peas. My favorite!!! I never get many, certainly not enough to freeze for winter. This year I am planning on a ten foot row, which probably sounds like a laughable amount to you. Onions I plant hundreds of, but I eat them green all summer, and only leave forty or fifty to cure for winter, red, yellow, sweet and shalloty.

You really wanna spend your time on a youtube channel? So no, I don't think that's a runner.

All those Mexican bandits running around were the highlight of my trip!

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I still have boxes of peas in the freezer, certainly enough to last until the new crop in June. I'm growing a bit more stuff this year just in case the famine happens.

No I wasn't intending to spend any time on a youtube channel, just having a static camera trained on the veg. It was a joke, but obviously not funny.😁

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Very impressive operation. 500 onions seems like a lot 😅

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Well I was expecting the war last year and thought there might be an onion shortage:)

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oh man, I've tried cucamelons so many times and even if I've got them going, they havent' done much. Perhaps starting them earlier in the greenhouse would help. Now I have to talk Jamie into making me a greenhouse. Just gotta find more free windows.

I loved this post - I might not pay to watch your youtube but i'll always upvote your efforts on Hive! I've gone for quite a few dwarf varieties too. I'm a fan of purple sprouting broccoli as it's kinda cut and come again, plus you don't have to coax a big head only to get it eaten by slugs.

Cucumbers, absolutely loved em, but you gotta get them up a trellis to save space. I could eat bowls and bowls of cucumber salad like my german nana used to make - vinegar, olive oil, salt and pepper, and leave to wilt for a few hours if not overnight. If you're fancy add chopped garlic chives or parsley. IN fact, it's one of our Christmas staples in honour of Nana, even served in one of her old blue pyrex bowls - my sister's in charge of it.

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We juice a lot, thus all the cucumbers and I'm a master trellis builder. We don't get the weather here to grow cucumbers or melons outside but they thrive in the heat of the dome.

This is my second effort with the cucamelons and I'm bloody determined.

P.S I wish I had a jamie like yours:)

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Everyone wishes for a Jamie...

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Oh i love cucumber and apple juice with a bit of mint in the summer... so good!

Great, tell us your cucamelon tips post season!

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so I’m hoping to make a few quid by growing it and selling it to him.

😄

I like cauliflower. Certainly a lot better than broccoli.

I am awestruck by the energy and skill evident in your garden. Quite impressive and beautiful (Maybe not the onions?)

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Thank you! I approach gardening exactly as I do everything else in life...like a military operation:)

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so I’m hoping to make a few quid by growing it and selling it to him

😂

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I"m quarter Scottish, on my mother's side:)

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Were you able to grow a few herbs and vegetables all winter in your dome? I understand some people do that in my area, but only certain varieties will make it through the winter.

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I had a winter packed with lettuce, mustard frills, February Orchid, Winter purslane, chard, kale, mizuna, spring onions, coriander and parsley!

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Wow!

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I went a bit wild with onions last year and planted 500 — but I’ve learned my lesson. I still have hundreds hanging around.

It's been about 5min since I finished reading and this is still cracking me up XD Guess you're good for onions for the next few years unless you also have people who need onions? :D

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The bad news is onions will only keep for about 6-8 months. The good news? Everyone needs onions!

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Ahh I was only vaguely aware of that as our onions don't usually last that long XD

if they do and then sprout into the ground they go

Everyone does need onions!

at least all the people that can eat onions XD

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Love, Love, Love your hoop house! I can see how you can continue growing throughout the season as the plants can tolerate the cold in there. I found that the cucamelons were too tough for my liking. I only grew them once. Oh my, 500 onions is a lot! lol

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Tough? Hmm. I won't be too upset so if they don't grow for me.
I still have a few hundred good onions left from last August's harvest that'll keep us going until the next lot are ready. In our house, every meal starts with an onion!

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cauliflower battle 😂

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I've never grown cauliflower before, but I'm certain like everything else I turn my hand to, they'll be exceptional. 😂
I've already won the battle!

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